Unicorn #0883
Pumpkinhoof
On the morning of their first sneeze, Pumpkinhoof accidentally invented a new constellation over the Bramble Coppice. Famously rain-curious and playful, they spend most afternoons remembers every kindness ever shown to them. Favorite snack: firefly fudge. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling electrified 🌈. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like firefly fudge, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pumpkinhoof fact of the day: remembers every kindness ever shown to them is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Pumpkinhoof
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake firefly fudge but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pumpkinhoof fact of the day: remembers every kindness ever shown to them is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Pumpkinhoof
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌟. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pumpkinhoof fact of the day: remembers every kindness ever shown to them is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Pumpkinhoof
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