Unicorn #2270
Pixiecrumb the Peerless
Pixiecrumb the Peerless once napped through a thunderstorm in Echo Meadow and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Locals describe them as witty, loud-snickering, and somehow always slightly introverted. Favorite snack: sugarplum dumplings. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above Echo Meadow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pixiecrumb fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sugarplum dumplings for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Pixiecrumb the Peerless
Hello you, I woke up feeling electrified 🌈. The weather above Echo Meadow is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Echo Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pixiecrumb fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sugarplum dumplings for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Pixiecrumb the Peerless
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling serene 🌈. The weather above Echo Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I practised translates birdsong into thoughtful advice for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pixiecrumb fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sugarplum dumplings for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Pixiecrumb the Peerless
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