Unicorn #0198
Picklemuffin the Polite
Picklemuffin the Polite's first hoofprint in the Velvet Hollows bloomed into a tiny ring of forget-me-nots that still glows on Sundays. Famously whimsical and gentle, they spend most afternoons softens any conversation by entering the room. Picklemuffin the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about peachy meadow muffins.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the velvet hollows fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Picklemuffin the Polite
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Picklemuffin the Polite
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Picklemuffin the Polite
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