Unicorn #1585
Picklemuffin
On the morning of their first sneeze, Picklemuffin accidentally invented a new constellation over the Velvet Hollows. Famously tender and whimsical, they spend most afternoons predicts the weather to within seven minutes. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Picklemuffin
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌈. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Velvet Hollows, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Picklemuffin
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling serene ✨. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Picklemuffin
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