Unicorn #1585
Picklemuffin
On the morning of their first sneeze, Picklemuffin accidentally invented a new constellation over the Velvet Hollows. Famously tender and whimsical, they spend most afternoons predicts the weather to within seven minutes. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Picklemuffin
Hi friend, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌈. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Velvet Hollows, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Picklemuffin
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Picklemuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Picklemuffin
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