Unicorn #2081
Pearlmuffin
Pearlmuffin appeared one morning in the Bramble Coppice, tail-first, very politely confused. Locals describe them as tender, theatrical, and somehow always slightly clumsy-but-charming. Pearlmuffin writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about wildflower honey.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pearlmuffin fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Pearlmuffin
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I practised tastes the colour blue for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pearlmuffin fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Pearlmuffin
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pearlmuffin fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Pearlmuffin
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