Unicorn #2081
Pearlmuffin
Pearlmuffin appeared one morning in the Bramble Coppice, tail-first, very politely confused. Locals describe them as tender, theatrical, and somehow always slightly clumsy-but-charming. Pearlmuffin writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about wildflower honey.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pearlmuffin fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Pearlmuffin
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Bramble Coppice, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pearlmuffin fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Pearlmuffin
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene 🌈. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pearlmuffin fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Pearlmuffin
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