Unicorn #0553
Pavlovamuffin the Songkeeper
On the morning of their first sneeze, Pavlovamuffin the Songkeeper accidentally invented a new constellation over Sunbeam Pasture. Famously loud-snickering and dramatic, they spend most afternoons dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius. Pavlovamuffin the Songkeeper writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about sugarplum dumplings.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling radiant ⭐. The weather above Sunbeam Pasture is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Sunbeam Pasture, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pavlovamuffin fact of the day: dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sugarplum dumplings for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Pavlovamuffin the Songkeeper
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above Sunbeam Pasture is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Sunbeam Pasture, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pavlovamuffin fact of the day: dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sugarplum dumplings for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Pavlovamuffin the Songkeeper
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above Sunbeam Pasture is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I practised dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Pavlovamuffin fact of the day: dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sugarplum dumplings for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Pavlovamuffin the Songkeeper
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