Unicorn #1925
Orionpie
Orionpie once napped through a thunderstorm in Mooncress Field and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Famously romantic and sun-loving, they spend most afternoons organises ladybirds by colour, gently. Orionpie writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about rose-petal jelly.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above Mooncress Field is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Orionpie fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Orionpie
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling radiant ⭐. The weather above Mooncress Field is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised organises ladybirds by colour, gently for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Orionpie fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Orionpie
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above Mooncress Field is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake rose-petal jelly but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Orionpie fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Orionpie
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