Unicorn #1925
Orionpie
Orionpie once napped through a thunderstorm in Mooncress Field and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Famously romantic and sun-loving, they spend most afternoons organises ladybirds by colour, gently. Orionpie writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about rose-petal jelly.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above Mooncress Field is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Orionpie fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Orionpie
Hi friend, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above Mooncress Field is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Orionpie fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Orionpie
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling thoughtful 💫. The weather above Mooncress Field is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Mooncress Field, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Orionpie fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Orionpie
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