Unicorn #1983
Onyxcrumb
Onyxcrumb once napped through a thunderstorm in the Periwinkle Paddock and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Their gift — they can drink tea without spilling, ever — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: honeycomb biscuits. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Periwinkle Paddock, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Onyxcrumb fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Onyxcrumb
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Onyxcrumb fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Onyxcrumb
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like honeycomb biscuits, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Onyxcrumb fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Onyxcrumb
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