Unicorn #1983
Onyxcrumb
Onyxcrumb once napped through a thunderstorm in the Periwinkle Paddock and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Their gift — they can drink tea without spilling, ever — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: honeycomb biscuits. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Onyxcrumb fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Onyxcrumb
Hi friend, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the periwinkle paddock fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Onyxcrumb fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Onyxcrumb
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I practised can drink tea without spilling, ever for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Onyxcrumb fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Onyxcrumb
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