Unicorn #1261
Mythosridge the Quiet
On the morning of their first sneeze, Mythosridge the Quiet accidentally invented a new constellation over Bumbleberry Bank. Locals describe them as bouncy, theatrical, and somehow always slightly silly. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the bumbleberry bank fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosridge fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Mythosridge the Quiet
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake aurora-pop popcorn but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosridge fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Mythosridge the Quiet
Hello you, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like aurora-pop popcorn, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosridge fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Mythosridge the Quiet
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