Unicorn #1261
Mythosridge the Quiet
On the morning of their first sneeze, Mythosridge the Quiet accidentally invented a new constellation over Bumbleberry Bank. Locals describe them as bouncy, theatrical, and somehow always slightly silly. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Bumbleberry Bank, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosridge fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Mythosridge the Quiet
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake aurora-pop popcorn but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosridge fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Mythosridge the Quiet
Hi friend, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosridge fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Mythosridge the Quiet
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