Unicorn #1316
Mythosgallop
On the morning of their first sneeze, Mythosgallop accidentally invented a new constellation over the Cinder-rose Heath. Famously twirly and introverted, they spend most afternoons can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday. Favorite snack: firefly fudge. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy ⭐. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like firefly fudge, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosgallop fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Mythosgallop
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosgallop fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Mythosgallop
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the cinder-rose heath fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosgallop fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Mythosgallop
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