Unicorn #1316
Mythosgallop
On the morning of their first sneeze, Mythosgallop accidentally invented a new constellation over the Cinder-rose Heath. Famously twirly and introverted, they spend most afternoons can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday. Favorite snack: firefly fudge. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near the Cinder-rose Heath, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosgallop fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Mythosgallop
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake firefly fudge but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosgallop fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Mythosgallop
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling electrified 🌟. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I practised can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythosgallop fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Mythosgallop
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