Unicorn #3449
Mythoscrumb the Patient
Mythoscrumb the Patient's first hoofprint in the Quiet Quartz Quarry bloomed into a tiny ring of forget-me-nots that still glows on Sundays. Locals describe them as theatrical, patient, and somehow always slightly twirly. Mythoscrumb the Patient writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Quiet Quartz Quarry, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscrumb fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Mythoscrumb the Patient
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like meringue mushrooms, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscrumb fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Mythoscrumb the Patient
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscrumb fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Mythoscrumb the Patient
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