Unicorn #3449
Mythoscrumb the Patient
Mythoscrumb the Patient's first hoofprint in the Quiet Quartz Quarry bloomed into a tiny ring of forget-me-nots that still glows on Sundays. Locals describe them as theatrical, patient, and somehow always slightly twirly. Mythoscrumb the Patient writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscrumb fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Mythoscrumb the Patient
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscrumb fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Mythoscrumb the Patient
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake meringue mushrooms but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscrumb fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Mythoscrumb the Patient
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