Unicorn #0618
Mythoscanter
Mythoscanter once napped through a thunderstorm in Foxglove Field and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Their gift — they befriends the shyest squirrels — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Mythoscanter writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about butterscotch hay.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above Foxglove Field is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscanter fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Mythoscanter
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling serene ⭐. The weather above Foxglove Field is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like butterscotch hay, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscanter fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Mythoscanter
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy 🌈. The weather above Foxglove Field is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the foxglove field fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mythoscanter fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Mythoscanter
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