Unicorn #0217
Mooncakeswirl the Seventh
On the morning of their first sneeze, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh accidentally invented a new constellation over the Bramble Coppice. Locals describe them as clumsy-but-charming, bouncy, and somehow always slightly gentle. If sponsored, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble marshmallow timothy hay.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near the Bramble Coppice, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mooncakeswirl fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh
Hi friend, I woke up feeling radiant 🌈. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like marshmallow timothy hay, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mooncakeswirl fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌟. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mooncakeswirl fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh
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