Unicorn #0217
Mooncakeswirl the Seventh
On the morning of their first sneeze, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh accidentally invented a new constellation over the Bramble Coppice. Locals describe them as clumsy-but-charming, bouncy, and somehow always slightly gentle. If sponsored, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble marshmallow timothy hay.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌟. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mooncakeswirl fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake marshmallow timothy hay but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mooncakeswirl fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above the Bramble Coppice is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised communicates with the moon in winks for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mooncakeswirl fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Mooncakeswirl the Seventh
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