Unicorn #1614
Mistletoebloom the Quick
Mistletoebloom the Quick appeared one morning in Cherry-blossom Pasture, tail-first, very politely confused. Famously sassy and serene, they spend most afternoons remembers your birthday before you do. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like marshmallow timothy hay, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mistletoebloom fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Mistletoebloom the Quick
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised remembers your birthday before you do for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mistletoebloom fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Mistletoebloom the Quick
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky 💫. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised remembers your birthday before you do for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mistletoebloom fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Mistletoebloom the Quick
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