Unicorn #2399
Mistheart
On the morning of their first sneeze, Mistheart accidentally invented a new constellation over Pavlova Plateau. Locals describe them as playful, observant, and somehow always slightly moon-loving. If sponsored, Mistheart promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble starlight oats.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling serene 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mistheart fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Mistheart
Hi friend, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mistheart fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Mistheart
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Mistheart fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Mistheart
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