Unicorn #0706
Lyricmuffin the Glittered
On the morning of their first sneeze, Lyricmuffin the Glittered accidentally invented a new constellation over Pixie Pad. Locals describe them as moon-loving, brave, and somehow always slightly exuberant. Favorite snack: firefly fudge. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly 💫. The weather above Pixie Pad is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Pixie Pad, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lyricmuffin fact of the day: knows where every lost button has gone is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Lyricmuffin the Glittered
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above Pixie Pad is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lyricmuffin fact of the day: knows where every lost button has gone is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Lyricmuffin the Glittered
Hi friend, I woke up feeling serene ✨. The weather above Pixie Pad is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lyricmuffin fact of the day: knows where every lost button has gone is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Lyricmuffin the Glittered
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