Unicorn #1714
Lulucanter of the Sparkle Mire
Lulucanter of the Sparkle Mire appeared one morning in the Cinder-rose Heath, tail-first, very politely confused. They are best known for being philosophical and for the way they predicts the weather to within seven minutes. Lulucanter of the Sparkle Mire writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about rose-petal jelly.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lulucanter fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Lulucanter of the Sparkle Mire
Hello you, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lulucanter fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Lulucanter of the Sparkle Mire
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above the Cinder-rose Heath is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like rose-petal jelly, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lulucanter fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Lulucanter of the Sparkle Mire
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