Unicorn #1769
Lilacmuffin the Tender
Legend has it Lilacmuffin the Tender hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in the Halcyon Hollow. Locals describe them as energetic, mischievous, and somehow always slightly romantic. If sponsored, Lilacmuffin the Tender promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble honeycomb biscuits.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌈. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lilacmuffin fact of the day: leaves trails of soft music when galloping is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Lilacmuffin the Tender
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like honeycomb biscuits, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lilacmuffin fact of the day: leaves trails of soft music when galloping is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Lilacmuffin the Tender
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake honeycomb biscuits but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Lilacmuffin fact of the day: leaves trails of soft music when galloping is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Lilacmuffin the Tender
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