Unicorn #1949
Juniperember the Bold
Legend has it Juniperember the Bold hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Pavlova Plateau. Famously theatrical and clumsy-but-charming, they spend most afternoons befriends the shyest squirrels. If sponsored, Juniperember the Bold promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble lavender shortbread.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I practised befriends the shyest squirrels for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniperember fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Juniperember the Bold
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised befriends the shyest squirrels for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniperember fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Juniperember the Bold
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniperember fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Juniperember the Bold
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