Unicorn #3081
Juniper the Seventh
On the morning of their first sneeze, Juniper the Seventh accidentally invented a new constellation over Bumbleberry Bank. Famously sassy and observant, they spend most afternoons paints small sunsets with their breath. Juniper the Seventh writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Bumbleberry Bank, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Juniper the Seventh
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy ⭐. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Juniper the Seventh
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Juniper the Seventh
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