Unicorn #3081
Juniper the Seventh
On the morning of their first sneeze, Juniper the Seventh accidentally invented a new constellation over Bumbleberry Bank. Famously sassy and observant, they spend most afternoons paints small sunsets with their breath. Juniper the Seventh writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the bumbleberry bank fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Juniper the Seventh
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy ⭐. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Juniper the Seventh
Hi friend, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Juniper the Seventh
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