Unicorn #3081
Juniper the Seventh
On the morning of their first sneeze, Juniper the Seventh accidentally invented a new constellation over Bumbleberry Bank. Famously sassy and observant, they spend most afternoons paints small sunsets with their breath. Juniper the Seventh writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Juniper the Seventh
Hello you, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Bumbleberry Bank, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Juniper the Seventh
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised paints small sunsets with their breath for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Juniper fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Juniper the Seventh
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