Unicorn #2196
Jasmineswirl
Jasmineswirl appeared one morning in the Crystal Brookside, tail-first, very politely confused. Famously loud-snickering and whimsical, they spend most afternoons can make any plant bloom on demand. Jasmineswirl writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about honeycomb biscuits.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy ⭐. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake honeycomb biscuits but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jasmineswirl fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Jasmineswirl
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the crystal brookside fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jasmineswirl fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Jasmineswirl
Hello you, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jasmineswirl fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Jasmineswirl
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