Unicorn #2134
Jasmineridge
On the morning of their first sneeze, Jasmineridge accidentally invented a new constellation over Mooncress Field. Locals describe them as sproingy, mischievous, and somehow always slightly sparkly-tempered. If sponsored, Jasmineridge promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble elderflower fizz.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌈. The weather above Mooncress Field is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake elderflower fizz but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jasmineridge fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Jasmineridge
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above Mooncress Field is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jasmineridge fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Jasmineridge
Hi friend, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above Mooncress Field is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I practised translates birdsong into thoughtful advice for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jasmineridge fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Jasmineridge
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