Unicorn #3471
Jaderidge the Gentle
Jaderidge the Gentle arrived in Cloudfern Valley on the back of a particularly polite breeze. Locals describe them as goofy, sleepy, and somehow always slightly clumsy-but-charming. Jaderidge the Gentle writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about peachy meadow muffins.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jaderidge fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Jaderidge the Gentle
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌟. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Cloudfern Valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jaderidge fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Jaderidge the Gentle
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly 💫. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the cloudfern valley fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jaderidge fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Jaderidge the Gentle
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