Unicorn #1348
Jadebeam the Dreamer
On the morning of their first sneeze, Jadebeam the Dreamer accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sugarplum Slope. Locals describe them as studious, twirly, and somehow always slightly mischievous. Sponsor Jadebeam the Dreamer and they'll dedicate one sunrise per week entirely to you.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Sugarplum Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jadebeam fact of the day: grows a fresh ribbon in their mane each Sunday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Jadebeam the Dreamer
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 🌈. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like pink-pepper pears, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jadebeam fact of the day: grows a fresh ribbon in their mane each Sunday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Jadebeam the Dreamer
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the sugarplum slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Jadebeam fact of the day: grows a fresh ribbon in their mane each Sunday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Jadebeam the Dreamer
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