Unicorn #2366
Iriscrumb the Seventh
Iriscrumb the Seventh arrived in the Sparklemire on the back of a particularly polite breeze. Their gift — they remembers your birthday before you do — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: meringue mushrooms. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above the Sparklemire is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iriscrumb fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Iriscrumb the Seventh
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above the Sparklemire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Sparklemire, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iriscrumb fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Iriscrumb the Seventh
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above the Sparklemire is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake meringue mushrooms but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iriscrumb fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Iriscrumb the Seventh
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