Unicorn #3237
Iolitemuffin the Polite
Iolitemuffin the Polite arrived in the Periwinkle Paddock on the back of a particularly polite breeze. Famously dramatic and melodic, they spend most afternoons communicates with the moon in winks. Iolitemuffin the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cloudberry compote.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near the Periwinkle Paddock, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Iolitemuffin the Polite
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised communicates with the moon in winks for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Iolitemuffin the Polite
Hi friend, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the periwinkle paddock fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Iolitemuffin the Polite
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