Unicorn #3237
Iolitemuffin the Polite
Iolitemuffin the Polite arrived in the Periwinkle Paddock on the back of a particularly polite breeze. Famously dramatic and melodic, they spend most afternoons communicates with the moon in winks. Iolitemuffin the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cloudberry compote.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised communicates with the moon in winks for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Iolitemuffin the Polite
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Iolitemuffin the Polite
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Iolitemuffin the Polite
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