Unicorn #3237
Iolitemuffin the Polite
Iolitemuffin the Polite arrived in the Periwinkle Paddock on the back of a particularly polite breeze. Famously dramatic and melodic, they spend most afternoons communicates with the moon in winks. Iolitemuffin the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cloudberry compote.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Iolitemuffin the Polite
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near the Periwinkle Paddock, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Iolitemuffin the Polite
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised communicates with the moon in winks for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Iolitemuffin fact of the day: communicates with the moon in winks is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Iolitemuffin the Polite
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