Unicorn #1696
Inklingcrumb the Whimsical
Inklingcrumb the Whimsical appeared one morning in Pavlova Plateau, tail-first, very politely confused. Locals describe them as kindhearted, twirly, and somehow always slightly silly. If sponsored, Inklingcrumb the Whimsical promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble elderflower fizz.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the pavlova plateau fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Inklingcrumb fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Inklingcrumb the Whimsical
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the pavlova plateau fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Inklingcrumb fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Inklingcrumb the Whimsical
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like elderflower fizz, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Inklingcrumb fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Inklingcrumb the Whimsical
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