Unicorn #3430
Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
On the morning of their first sneeze, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame accidentally invented a new constellation over Snapdragon Slope. Locals describe them as witty, soft-spoken, and somehow always slightly bouncy. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the snapdragon slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I practised remembers your birthday before you do for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Snapdragon Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
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