Unicorn #3430
Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
On the morning of their first sneeze, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame accidentally invented a new constellation over Snapdragon Slope. Locals describe them as witty, soft-spoken, and somehow always slightly bouncy. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake rose-petal jelly but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
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