Unicorn #3430
Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
On the morning of their first sneeze, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame accidentally invented a new constellation over Snapdragon Slope. Locals describe them as witty, soft-spoken, and somehow always slightly bouncy. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling thoughtful 💫. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the snapdragon slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewswirl fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Honeydewswirl the Almost-Tame
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