Unicorn #2738
Equinoxmuffin
On the morning of their first sneeze, Equinoxmuffin accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sparklemire. Locals describe them as gentle, witty, and somehow always slightly sleepy. If sponsored, Equinoxmuffin promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble peachy meadow muffins.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene 🌈. The weather above the Sparklemire is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the sparklemire fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Equinoxmuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Equinoxmuffin
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified 🌟. The weather above the Sparklemire is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the sparklemire fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Equinoxmuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Equinoxmuffin
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above the Sparklemire is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like peachy meadow muffins, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Equinoxmuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Equinoxmuffin
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