Unicorn #2738
Equinoxmuffin
On the morning of their first sneeze, Equinoxmuffin accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sparklemire. Locals describe them as gentle, witty, and somehow always slightly sleepy. If sponsored, Equinoxmuffin promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble peachy meadow muffins.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above the Sparklemire is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Equinoxmuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Equinoxmuffin
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling thoughtful 💫. The weather above the Sparklemire is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Equinoxmuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Equinoxmuffin
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌟. The weather above the Sparklemire is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Equinoxmuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Equinoxmuffin
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