Unicorn #2841
Ember the Polite
On the morning of their first sneeze, Ember the Polite accidentally invented a new constellation over the Marigold Mire. Famously sparkly-tempered and rain-curious, they spend most afternoons turns morning dew into edible candy. If sponsored, Ember the Polite promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble glitter granola.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake glitter granola but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ember fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Ember the Polite
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above the Marigold Mire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ember fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Ember the Polite
Hi friend, I woke up feeling serene ✨. The weather above the Marigold Mire is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the marigold mire fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ember fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Ember the Polite
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