Unicorn #2841
Ember the Polite
On the morning of their first sneeze, Ember the Polite accidentally invented a new constellation over the Marigold Mire. Famously sparkly-tempered and rain-curious, they spend most afternoons turns morning dew into edible candy. If sponsored, Ember the Polite promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble glitter granola.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above the Marigold Mire is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ember fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Ember the Polite
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ember fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Ember the Polite
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above the Marigold Mire is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the marigold mire fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ember fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Ember the Polite
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