Unicorn #0259
Dazzleember the Silver-hooved
On the morning of their first sneeze, Dazzleember the Silver-hooved accidentally invented a new constellation over Cherry-blossom Pasture. Locals describe them as twirly, goofy, and somehow always slightly whimsical. Dazzleember the Silver-hooved writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cinnamon clouds.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling thoughtful 💫. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Dazzleember fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Dazzleember the Silver-hooved
Hi friend, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Dazzleember fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Dazzleember the Silver-hooved
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Dazzleember fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Dazzleember the Silver-hooved
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