Unicorn #0259
Dazzleember the Silver-hooved
On the morning of their first sneeze, Dazzleember the Silver-hooved accidentally invented a new constellation over Cherry-blossom Pasture. Locals describe them as twirly, goofy, and somehow always slightly whimsical. Dazzleember the Silver-hooved writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cinnamon clouds.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy ⭐. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Cherry-blossom Pasture, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Dazzleember fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Dazzleember the Silver-hooved
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Cherry-blossom Pasture, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Dazzleember fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Dazzleember the Silver-hooved
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling serene ✨. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the cherry-blossom pasture fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Dazzleember fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Dazzleember the Silver-hooved
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