Unicorn #1186
Daiquiriprance the Polite
Legend has it Daiquiriprance the Polite hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Snapdragon Slope. Their gift — they can hum perfect harmony with the wind — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: aurora-pop popcorn. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Snapdragon Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Daiquiriprance fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Daiquiriprance the Polite
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Daiquiriprance fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Daiquiriprance the Polite
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Snapdragon Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Daiquiriprance fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Daiquiriprance the Polite
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