Unicorn #2386
Cupcakebeam the Bold
On the morning of their first sneeze, Cupcakebeam the Bold accidentally invented a new constellation over Pavlova Plateau. Locals describe them as philosophical, romantic, and somehow always slightly observant. Favorite snack: aurora-pop popcorn. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling cosy 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Cupcakebeam the Bold
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy ⭐. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake aurora-pop popcorn but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Cupcakebeam the Bold
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly 💫. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Cupcakebeam the Bold
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