Unicorn #2386
Cupcakebeam the Bold
On the morning of their first sneeze, Cupcakebeam the Bold accidentally invented a new constellation over Pavlova Plateau. Locals describe them as philosophical, romantic, and somehow always slightly observant. Favorite snack: aurora-pop popcorn. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Cupcakebeam the Bold
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Cupcakebeam the Bold
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the pavlova plateau fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Cupcakebeam the Bold
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