Unicorn #2386
Cupcakebeam the Bold
On the morning of their first sneeze, Cupcakebeam the Bold accidentally invented a new constellation over Pavlova Plateau. Locals describe them as philosophical, romantic, and somehow always slightly observant. Favorite snack: aurora-pop popcorn. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Cupcakebeam the Bold
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Cupcakebeam the Bold
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like aurora-pop popcorn, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cupcakebeam fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Cupcakebeam the Bold
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