Unicorn #2984
Cumulushorn the Honeyhearted
Cumulushorn the Honeyhearted appeared one morning in the Periwinkle Paddock, tail-first, very politely confused. Famously theatrical and mischievous, they spend most afternoons can make any plant bloom on demand. Favorite snack: lavender shortbread. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cumulushorn fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Cumulushorn the Honeyhearted
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cumulushorn fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Cumulushorn the Honeyhearted
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cumulushorn fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Cumulushorn the Honeyhearted
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