Unicorn #1820
Coralcrinkle the Patient
Coralcrinkle the Patient appeared one morning in Snapdragon Slope, tail-first, very politely confused. They are best known for being meditative and for the way they translates poetry into starlight. Coralcrinkle the Patient writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about snickerdoodle clover.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised translates poetry into starlight for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Coralcrinkle fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Coralcrinkle the Patient
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Coralcrinkle fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Coralcrinkle the Patient
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified 🌈. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I practised translates poetry into starlight for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Coralcrinkle fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Coralcrinkle the Patient
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