Unicorn #0522
Champagnewish
On the morning of their first sneeze, Champagnewish accidentally invented a new constellation over the Quiet Quartz Quarry. They are best known for being silly and for the way they whispers secrets only books can hear. Sponsor Champagnewish and they'll dedicate one sunrise per week entirely to you.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like maple snowflakes, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnewish fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Champagnewish
Hello you, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Quiet Quartz Quarry, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnewish fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Champagnewish
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌈. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnewish fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Champagnewish
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