Unicorn #3178
Champagnebow
On the morning of their first sneeze, Champagnebow accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sugarplum Slope. Their gift — they can drink tea without spilling, ever — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. If sponsored, Champagnebow promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble twinkle-cake.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnebow fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Champagnebow
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the sugarplum slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnebow fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Champagnebow
Hi friend, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the sugarplum slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnebow fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Champagnebow
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