Unicorn #3178
Champagnebow
On the morning of their first sneeze, Champagnebow accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sugarplum Slope. Their gift — they can drink tea without spilling, ever — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. If sponsored, Champagnebow promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble twinkle-cake.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like twinkle-cake, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnebow fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Champagnebow
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene ✨. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnebow fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Champagnebow
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling radiant ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like twinkle-cake, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Champagnebow fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Champagnebow
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