Unicorn #2589
Cassiopeiaember
Legend has it Cassiopeiaember hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Snickerdoodle Hollow. Locals describe them as witty, soft-spoken, and somehow always slightly sproingy. If sponsored, Cassiopeiaember promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble pink-pepper pears.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above Snickerdoodle Hollow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cassiopeiaember fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Cassiopeiaember
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Snickerdoodle Hollow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cassiopeiaember fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Cassiopeiaember
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above Snickerdoodle Hollow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cassiopeiaember fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Cassiopeiaember
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