Unicorn #1249
Cassiopeiablossom
On the morning of their first sneeze, Cassiopeiablossom accidentally invented a new constellation over Pavlova Plateau. Famously witty and meditative, they spend most afternoons can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cassiopeiablossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Cassiopeiablossom
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I practised can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cassiopeiablossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Cassiopeiablossom
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake lavender shortbread but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Cassiopeiablossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Cassiopeiablossom
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