Unicorn #1246
Caramelblossom the Wise
Caramelblossom the Wise appeared one morning in Snapdragon Slope, tail-first, very politely confused. Locals describe them as meditative, twirly, and somehow always slightly philosophical. Favorite snack: lavender shortbread. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Caramelblossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Caramelblossom the Wise
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like lavender shortbread, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Caramelblossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Caramelblossom the Wise
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Caramelblossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Caramelblossom the Wise
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