Unicorn #1246
Caramelblossom the Wise
Caramelblossom the Wise appeared one morning in Snapdragon Slope, tail-first, very politely confused. Locals describe them as meditative, twirly, and somehow always slightly philosophical. Favorite snack: lavender shortbread. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the snapdragon slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Caramelblossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Caramelblossom the Wise
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Snapdragon Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Caramelblossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Caramelblossom the Wise
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake lavender shortbread but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Caramelblossom fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Caramelblossom the Wise
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