Unicorn #3427
Calliopehoof the Slightly-Theatrical
Calliopehoof the Slightly-Theatrical was born under a triple rainbow in Bumbleberry Bank. Locals describe them as studious, sassy, and somehow always slightly cuddly. Calliopehoof the Slightly-Theatrical writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about crystallised rainwater.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake crystallised rainwater but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Calliopehoof fact of the day: naps under rainbows and absorbs the colors is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had crystallised rainwater for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Calliopehoof the Slightly-Theatrical
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Calliopehoof fact of the day: naps under rainbows and absorbs the colors is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had crystallised rainwater for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Calliopehoof the Slightly-Theatrical
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Calliopehoof fact of the day: naps under rainbows and absorbs the colors is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had crystallised rainwater for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Calliopehoof the Slightly-Theatrical
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