Unicorn #1227
Buttermilkjig the Probably-Magical
Legend has it Buttermilkjig the Probably-Magical hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in the Halcyon Hollow. Famously meditative and loud-snickering, they spend most afternoons turns morning dew into edible candy. If sponsored, Buttermilkjig the Probably-Magical promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble snickerdoodle clover.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkjig fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Buttermilkjig the Probably-Magical
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkjig fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Buttermilkjig the Probably-Magical
Hello you, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near the Halcyon Hollow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkjig fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Buttermilkjig the Probably-Magical
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