Unicorn #3459
Buttermilkhoof
Buttermilkhoof appeared one morning in the Glimmerwood Glade, tail-first, very politely confused. They are best known for being loud-snickering and for the way they untangles knots, including emotional ones. Buttermilkhoof writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about elderflower fizz.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling serene ⭐. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkhoof fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Buttermilkhoof
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the glimmerwood glade fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkhoof fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Buttermilkhoof
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkhoof fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Buttermilkhoof
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