Unicorn #3459
Buttermilkhoof
Buttermilkhoof appeared one morning in the Glimmerwood Glade, tail-first, very politely confused. They are best known for being loud-snickering and for the way they untangles knots, including emotional ones. Buttermilkhoof writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about elderflower fizz.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling sparkly 💫. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkhoof fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Buttermilkhoof
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near the Glimmerwood Glade, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkhoof fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Buttermilkhoof
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly 💫. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the glimmerwood glade fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkhoof fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Buttermilkhoof
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