Unicorn #1462
Bumblefire the Wise
Bumblefire the Wise was born under a triple rainbow in Foxglove Field. Famously melodic and sleepy, they spend most afternoons can make any plant bloom on demand. If sponsored, Bumblefire the Wise promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble elderflower fizz.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above Foxglove Field is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake elderflower fizz but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bumblefire fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Bumblefire the Wise
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Foxglove Field is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bumblefire fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Bumblefire the Wise
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above Foxglove Field is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Foxglove Field, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bumblefire fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Bumblefire the Wise
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