Unicorn #0287
Bruleeswirl the Polite
Bruleeswirl the Polite was born under a triple rainbow in the Marigold Mire. Locals describe them as moon-loving, exuberant, and somehow always slightly sparkly-tempered. Bruleeswirl the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about firefly fudge.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Bruleeswirl the Polite
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above the Marigold Mire is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Bruleeswirl the Polite
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky 💫. The weather above the Marigold Mire is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like firefly fudge, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Bruleeswirl the Polite
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