Unicorn #0287
Bruleeswirl the Polite
Bruleeswirl the Polite was born under a triple rainbow in the Marigold Mire. Locals describe them as moon-loving, exuberant, and somehow always slightly sparkly-tempered. Bruleeswirl the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about firefly fudge.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above the Marigold Mire is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like firefly fudge, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Bruleeswirl the Polite
Hello you, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake firefly fudge but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Bruleeswirl the Polite
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above the Marigold Mire is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I practised organises ladybirds by colour, gently for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Bruleeswirl the Polite
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