Unicorn #0287
Bruleeswirl the Polite
Bruleeswirl the Polite was born under a triple rainbow in the Marigold Mire. Locals describe them as moon-loving, exuberant, and somehow always slightly sparkly-tempered. Bruleeswirl the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about firefly fudge.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake firefly fudge but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Bruleeswirl the Polite
Hi friend, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above the Marigold Mire is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Bruleeswirl the Polite
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above the Marigold Mire is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleeswirl fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Bruleeswirl the Polite
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