Unicorn #1179
Bruleecrumb the Velvet
Bruleecrumb the Velvet once napped through a thunderstorm in the Marigold Mire and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Famously mischievous and energetic, they spend most afternoons remembers your birthday before you do. If sponsored, Bruleecrumb the Velvet promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble glitter granola.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above the Marigold Mire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleecrumb fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Bruleecrumb the Velvet
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleecrumb fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Bruleecrumb the Velvet
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above the Marigold Mire is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Bruleecrumb fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Bruleecrumb the Velvet
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