Unicorn #1784
Breezejig the Curious
On the morning of their first sneeze, Breezejig the Curious accidentally invented a new constellation over the Velvet Hollows. Locals describe them as theatrical, moon-loving, and somehow always slightly playful. Favorite snack: sun-dried strawberries. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
Pick a sponsorship tier — we'll handle the magic from there.
Statement descriptor: unicornsponsored · Cancel anytime.
Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the velvet hollows fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Breezejig the Curious
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the velvet hollows fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Breezejig the Curious
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌈. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the velvet hollows fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Breezejig the Curious
Sponsors get a fresh entry every morning + Horn-Mail conversations with Breezejig whenever they like.