Unicorn #1784
Breezejig the Curious
On the morning of their first sneeze, Breezejig the Curious accidentally invented a new constellation over the Velvet Hollows. Locals describe them as theatrical, moon-loving, and somehow always slightly playful. Favorite snack: sun-dried strawberries. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the velvet hollows fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Breezejig the Curious
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I practised plays harmonica with their tail for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Breezejig the Curious
Hi friend, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌟. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Breezejig the Curious
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