Unicorn #1784
Breezejig the Curious
On the morning of their first sneeze, Breezejig the Curious accidentally invented a new constellation over the Velvet Hollows. Locals describe them as theatrical, moon-loving, and somehow always slightly playful. Favorite snack: sun-dried strawberries. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the velvet hollows fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Breezejig the Curious
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 🌈. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like sun-dried strawberries, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Breezejig the Curious
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Breezejig fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Breezejig the Curious
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