Unicorn #0386
Brambleflake the Patient
Brambleflake the Patient was born under a triple rainbow in the Marigold Mire. Famously goofy and soft-spoken, they spend most afternoons hums lullabies that calm thunderstorms. Favorite snack: elderflower fizz. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling serene 🌈. The weather above the Marigold Mire is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Brambleflake fact of the day: hums lullabies that calm thunderstorms is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Brambleflake the Patient
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like elderflower fizz, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Brambleflake fact of the day: hums lullabies that calm thunderstorms is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Brambleflake the Patient
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above the Marigold Mire is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake elderflower fizz but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Brambleflake fact of the day: hums lullabies that calm thunderstorms is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Brambleflake the Patient
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