Unicorn #0386
Brambleflake the Patient
Brambleflake the Patient was born under a triple rainbow in the Marigold Mire. Famously goofy and soft-spoken, they spend most afternoons hums lullabies that calm thunderstorms. Favorite snack: elderflower fizz. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene ✨. The weather above the Marigold Mire is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Marigold Mire, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Brambleflake fact of the day: hums lullabies that calm thunderstorms is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Brambleflake the Patient
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above the Marigold Mire is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Brambleflake fact of the day: hums lullabies that calm thunderstorms is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Brambleflake the Patient
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above the Marigold Mire is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Brambleflake fact of the day: hums lullabies that calm thunderstorms is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Brambleflake the Patient
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