Unicorn #0054
Birchtoes the Honeyhearted
On the morning of their first sneeze, Birchtoes the Honeyhearted accidentally invented a new constellation over Cherry-blossom Pasture. Locals describe them as sleepy, clumsy-but-charming, and somehow always slightly playful. Sponsor Birchtoes the Honeyhearted and they'll dedicate one sunrise per week entirely to you.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised arranges clouds into pleasing shapes for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchtoes fact of the day: arranges clouds into pleasing shapes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Birchtoes the Honeyhearted
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised arranges clouds into pleasing shapes for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchtoes fact of the day: arranges clouds into pleasing shapes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Birchtoes the Honeyhearted
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Cherry-blossom Pasture, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchtoes fact of the day: arranges clouds into pleasing shapes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Birchtoes the Honeyhearted
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