Unicorn #0345
Birchplume the Peerless
Birchplume the Peerless appeared one morning in Mooncress Field, tail-first, very politely confused. Famously sparkly-tempered and studious, they spend most afternoons knows the lyrics to every lullaby ever sung. Birchplume the Peerless writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about fairy-floss apples.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above Mooncress Field is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Mooncress Field, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchplume fact of the day: knows the lyrics to every lullaby ever sung is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Birchplume the Peerless
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above Mooncress Field is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake fairy-floss apples but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchplume fact of the day: knows the lyrics to every lullaby ever sung is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Birchplume the Peerless
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌟. The weather above Mooncress Field is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake fairy-floss apples but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchplume fact of the day: knows the lyrics to every lullaby ever sung is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Birchplume the Peerless
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